Kevin Hart says Timothée Chalamet has 'the body of a German woman' in rapid-fire roast

Wesley StenzelWed, April 29, 2026 at 6:32 PM UTC

0

Kevin Hart; Timothée ChalametCredit: Getty(2)Key Points -

Kevin Hart joked that Timothée Chalamet has "the body of a German woman."

The comment came as part of a rapid-fire roast game on Call Her Daddy.

Hart also targeted Elon Musk, Nick Cannon, Bruno Mars, and more.

Kevin Hart is getting roast-ready.

In anticipation of Netflix's The Roast of Kevin Hart, the Jumanji: The Next Level star shot off several rapid-fire celebrity roasts during a recent interview with Alex Cooper on Call Her Daddy.

Hart's first in a string of victims — all of whom were listed on notecards by Cooper — was Timothée Chalamet. "The body of a German woman!" Hart said, laughing.

Timothée Chalamet in Las Vegas on April 14, 2026Credit: Gabe Ginsberg/Getty

The comedian's next subject was Elon Musk. "God, what do you say about Elon Musk, man? There's so much happening that he glitches with the normal s---," Hart said as he launched into a visual impression of the Tesla CEO making unusual faces. "What are you feeling, man? But he's such a genius, though. So I will say the occasional glitch. The glitcher."

Hart then referred to Nick Cannon as a "sperm diffuser" who "has the code" to fathering children, and joked that "Patrick Mahomes has a voice that doesn't go with his body."

When discussing Bruno Mars, Hart opined that the musician was "born in the wrong time," arguing that the musician should be upset with his parents. "'[Why] the f--- didn't y'all have me in the '60s and '70s for?'" Hart said as Mars. "'I should've been back there with those guys, man!' He's got everything."

Hart had little to say about Robert Pattinson, whom he initially called "Robert Patterson" by accident. "I think I'm still Team Jacob, so I dunno, man," he said.

Hart's final target was Machine Gun Kelly. "The product of a wrong tattoo choice," he joked. "There's nothing he can do now. There's nothing he can do about it. He can't cover it up, he can't do anything. It is what it is. He has a goddamn, he has a full-fledged shirt tattooed on him. Just a dark green shirt. Nobody can say anything. Everybody's gotta accept it."

Netflix will air The Roast of Kevin Hart on May 10 at 8 p.m. ET/5 p.m. PT. The comedian said that he's "feelin' f---in' great" about the event.

Advertisement

"I think doing a roast, you always gotta expect some blood," he told Cooper. "But being a comedian, being able to set the tone and being able to sit there and then having the opportunity to go last — that's fun."

Kevin Hart in Los Angeles on April 18, 2026Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty

After Cooper asked if there were any jokes that could genuinely hurt Hart's feelings that he wants his roasters to avoid, the Central Intelligence star shared his perspective on the tradition of roasts.

"No, have at it. Say what you want," he said. "Because I'm gonna say what I want. I'm gonna say what I want."

Get your daily dose of entertainment news, celebrity updates, and what to watch with our EW Dispatch newsletter.

The comedian went on to reflect on how his career has evolved.

"I've been doing this for so long that the brand of Kevin Hart — sorry to go third person — has become pretty big," he said. "So because the brand aspect attached to me in business and opportunity, I got commercial in places where I had to, because that's the direction I was going. And rightfully so, very happy with the decisions I made."

Because of those career changes, Hart said that he's excited to return to his "roots" of good old-fashioned roasting. "This is what I do, this is where I started," he said. "Ground zero is snapping and jonesin' and hitting people below the belt. That's the good stuff. And I think doing that and giving the world an opportunity to see that and laugh at it. I don't give a f---! Say what you want! Laugh!"

Watch Hart's full conversation with Cooper above.

on Entertainment Weekly

Original Article on Source

Source: “AOL Entertainment”